KIM KARDASHIAN'S $7 MILLION BIRTHDAY SURPRISE: The Shocking Reason She Bought This Next-Door Mansion!
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Wow, because one $60 million megamansion just wasn't enough, Kim K decided to drop another $7 million on a adjacent property that she'll probably use to store all her extra designer handbags. Happy 45th birthday to her, I guess? It's like saying "I love you" to your significant other by buying them a matching pair of solid gold toilet seats.
I mean, who wouldn't want to spend their 45th year on this earth consolidating all their wealth into one ridiculously large estate? I'm sure Kanye is just thrilled about the whole situation. After all, what's a little jealousy when you're trying to maintain a sense of marital harmony, am I right? Maybe she'll use the new property as a "thinking tank" for her next business venture... or a storage space for all the divorce papers.
And let's not forget the architectural significance of the new property! It was designed by some dude named John T. Lyle who clearly had a thing for mature forests and tranquil escapes. I'm sure Kim will appreciate the opportunity to meditate amidst the tranquility while her private tennis court is being renovated. Or, you know, just use it as a parking lot for her fleet of Range Rovers.
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