RIHANNA'S BILLION-DOLLAR BABY FOR SALE? LVMH's Shocking Move!

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Rihanna's beauty empire is going up for sale, and I'm not crying, you're crying! LVMH is reportedly considering selling its 50% stake in Fenty Beauty, because who needs a piece of the billion-dollar pie when you can just sell it to someone else? I mean, it's not like Rihanna would know what to do with that kind of power and wealth on her own. No, no, let LVMH handle it. They're experts at making mediocre fashion lines and overpriced makeup.

I'm sure this has nothing to do with the fact that Fenty Beauty is still killing the game without any help from its parent company. I mean, who needs a CEO when you can just have a bunch of suits sitting in an office all day? It's not like Rihanna's entrepreneurial spirit and innovative ideas are what made the brand successful or anything. Nope, it was definitely LVMH's guidance and expertise that helped Fenty Beauty become a billion-dollar company.

And can we talk about how ridiculous it is that LVMH is working with Evercore on this sale? Like, isn't that just asking for trouble? "Hey, let's take a piece of something super valuable and then give it to someone else who might not even care about the brand!" That's like me trying to sell my cat to the highest bidder. Good luck with that!

Oh well, I guess this is what happens when you're in bed with the wrong people (see what I did there?). But seriously, Fenty Beauty deserves better than LVMH's mediocrity. It's time for Rihanna to take control of her empire and show them all how it's done. #TeamRihanna

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