TrueCelebz Quick Take:

So, Michael Jordan wants to come back to the NBA. Wow, what a shocker. I mean, who wouldn't want to relive their glory days and have their ego inflated by screaming fans and endless media attention? It's not like he has anything better to do with his time, like, say, running a billion-dollar empire or something.

Apparently, Jordan hasn't touched a basketball in "years," which is code for "since the last time I got embarrassed on the court." But hey, who can blame him? It's not easy being a 60-year-old man trying to keep up with 25-year-olds who are half his size and twice as athletic. I mean, have you seen some of those NBA players? They're like human highlight reels!

So, Jordan's solution is to take a "magic pill" that would allow him to play again. Because, you know, that's exactly how it works in the real world. Just pop a pill and suddenly you're 25 and able to dunk on LeBron James. I'm sure that pill is just waiting for him on the shelf next to his stash of Gatorade and protein powder.

And honestly, who wouldn't want to see this? I mean, it's not like we've seen this before or anything. A washed-up celebrity trying to cling to their glory days by attempting a comeback that will inevitably end in embarrassment and ridicule. But hey, at least it'll be entertaining... for about 30 seconds.