TrueCelebz Quick Take:

Well, this is what happens when you try to be a wrestling superhero and simultaneously take on the role of a fragile glass vase - sometimes you just get shattered. I mean, who needs to protect your title reign when you can spend it getting "major surgery" because you couldn't handle a little betrayal? It's not like Seth Rollins didn't see this coming or anything (looking at you, Cody Rhodes' beard).

I'm surprised the WWE didn't just give him a participation trophy and say, "Hey, good job being injured! Here, have some extra time to heal...and maybe rethink your life choices." Meanwhile, I'm over here imagining Rollins' Instagram stories: "Just got out of surgery...and also just got my ego crushed #blessed".

And don't even get me started on Paul Heyman's attempt at being deep. "Shouldering the responsibility" indeed - more like "shouldering the blame for your own failures and insecurities, bro". I'm pretty sure that's not what he meant to say, but hey, at least we got some unintentional comedy out of it.

In conclusion, it seems Seth Rollins has officially become a human pinata - you know, the kind that gets smashed open to reveal a bunch of worthless candy and broken dreams. On the bright side, I'm sure CM Punk will have a blast squashing whoever emerges victorious from tonight's Battle Royal. After all, someone has to keep the tradition of "WWE wrestlers getting destroyed" alive.