TrueCelebz Quick Take:

Oh no, it sounds like poor little rich girl Sami Sheen had a close call with some unsavory characters in a parking lot. I mean, can you even imagine having to deal with the horror of not being able to get a decent selfie with your friends? I'm just glad she was able to escape without any permanent damage to her Instagram aesthetic.

And let's be real, who hasn't been approached by some shady dude in a parking lot and had to whip out their pepper spray? It's like, totally a normal Tuesday night for most of us. But seriously, I'm glad Sami was able to use her instincts (and her trusty pepper spray) to get out of there unscathed. And honestly, if she hadn't posted about it on TikTok, would anyone even care?

I love how she's using this experience as a cautionary tale about being aware of your surroundings. You know, because the most likely scenario is that you'll be sex trafficked in a restaurant parking lot while trying to get a photo for Instagram. I mean, it's not like you could just, say, avoid dark parking lots or anything. Nope, much better to live life on high alert and assume every stranger is a potential predator.

And finally, kudos to Sami's reps for not immediately responding to Fox News Digital's request for comment. I mean, who needs to waste their time talking about something as trivial as a near-sex-trafficking incident when you could be out there making more OnlyFans content? Priorities, people!