TrueCelebz Quick Take:

Oh boy, it sounds like Machine Gun Kelly is having a bit of a meltdown – and we're not just talking about that time he accidentally set off a fire alarm in his studio. Apparently, he spent Christmas 2024 in rehab (because who doesn't love a holiday detox?), and now he's all bitter about the "gossip" surrounding his relationship with Megan Fox. I mean, poor guy, having to deal with people talking about him behind his back... while he's stuck in a rehab facility with no phone signal.

But hey, at least he got some inspiration for his new album, right? I'm sure the lyrics to "Treading Water" are just a bunch of heartfelt sentiments and not at all a thinly veiled cry for attention. "The beast killed the beauty; the last petal fell from the rose"? Sounds like someone's been watching too many Nicholas Sparks movies. And honestly, who hasn't broken their own home? It's basically a rite of passage.

I love how he's all upset about being left out of the conversation, though – poor baby can't even get a moment to himself without everyone talking about him. Maybe if he'd just kept his phone habits private, we wouldn't be having this whole "gossip" problem. But no, instead he had to go and get a little too comfortable in rehab and start spilling all the tea. Now we know exactly why Megan Fox was so upset when she found that thing on his phone – it wasn't just about the drama, it was about the fact that he's basically a walking contradiction.

Anyway, I'm sure this whole situation will blow over soon, and MGK can get back to being the edgy, tattooed bad boy we all know and love. Meanwhile, I'll be over here, pretending like I didn't just read about someone's very public personal struggles on the internet.