TrueCelebz Quick Take:

Oh, the nostalgia! Arnold Schwarzenegger has finally "come back" to Planet Hollywood, the restaurant he invested in back in the early '90s. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that he happened to be filming a Santa Claus movie and ended up at the opening party. I mean, who wouldn't want to celebrate their new film by stuffing their face with overpriced theme park food?

I'm also loving how Planet Hollywood's CEO is just thrilled to have the children of his old investors coming in to hang out. Like, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Arnold's son, showed up solo and refused a car ride from the CEO – what a rebel! Meanwhile, I'm sure Bruce Willis's daughter, Tallulah, was totally impressed by the restaurant's attempts to offer her an art exhibit deal. "Hey, wanna put your paintings in our restaurant? Oh, and btw, can you also take selfies with our patrons for extra cash?"

And let's not forget about Sly Stallone's daughters – Sophia, Sistine, and Scarlet! They're way too busy filming their reality show to bother with the CEO's attempts at small talk. I'm sure they'll be thrilled when he finally gets a hold of them (after they finish eating all the nachos).

But hey, who needs any of that drama when you can just serve up some retro '90s menu items at the same price point? I mean, it's not like inflation has happened or anything. "Back to the Future" indeed! Can't wait for the relaunch of the Macarena dance floor.