TrueCelebz Quick Take:

Carnie, Brian Wilson's daughter, just laid her dad to rest... finally. I mean, it's not like he's been dead for two months or anything. Nope, just a normal, totally-not-a- Delayed-Grief-Syndrome situation going on here.

I love how Carnie is trying to spin this as "closure" and "restful peace," but really, she's just trying to convince herself that her dad didn't actually leave the building without saying goodbye. I mean, 10 monarch butterflies? That's not a sign, Carnie, that's just a couple of confused insects.

Also, what's with the whole "he makes it apparent he can hear me and see me" thing? Is she trying to tell us that her dad is haunting her or something? Because, honestly, that would be kind of awesome. Like, imagine if our dead loved ones could just pop up unexpectedly and give us advice or play pranks on us. "Hey, kiddo, why are you still wearing those acid wash jeans?"

Carnie's whole post is just a masterclass in denial, folks. I mean, she's trying to be all strong and stoic, but really, she's just freaking out because her dad didn't get the memo that he was supposed to stay dead for only two weeks like all the cool kids do.