TrueCelebz Quick Take:

Oh boy, it looks like Doja Cat has finally decided to unleash her inner 80s reject on the world. I mean, who doesn't love a good ol' fashioned synth-pop revival? It's not like she's trying to be relevant or anything... cough. But seriously, that zebra print outfit is giving me serious "I'm-a-trying-too-hard" vibes. I'm shocked she didn't incorporate some neon leg warmers into the ensemble.

I have to give it to her, though - Doja Cat does know how to put on a show. And by "show," I mean a performance that's equal parts energetic and confusing. Like, what's going on with the lyrics? Are we talking about being a "jealous type" or just a general hot mess? Either way, I'm all for it... as long as she doesn't start wearing ripped fishnets to the Grammy's.

And can we talk about the whole public feud-turned-reconciliation thing? So, Doja Cat called some guy "musty" on TikTok and now they're BFFs? That's like me forgiving my ex for leaving me for a 22-year-old fitness instructor named Brock. It takes a big person to apologize and move forward... or maybe just someone who really wants to get a good Instagram pic.

I'm not saying Doja Cat is trying too hard to be edgy (okay, I am). But hey, at least she's consistent? Vie, the album, sounds like it's going to be a real doozy - a synth-pop masterpiece that will undoubtedly make me question my life choices. Bring it on, Doja! (Just don't bring those neon leg warmers.)