TrueCelebz Quick Take:

So, Machine Gun Kelly's been doing some... interesting things with his diet. Like, who needs actual food when you can just drink water for four days straight? I mean, it's not like he's trying to starve himself or anything (oh wait, that's exactly what he's doing). And don't even get me started on the whole "I'm delirious" thing – has anyone ever used that as a legitimate excuse for their poor life choices? "Sorry, I didn't mean to set my house on fire while I was making a grilled cheese sandwich... I just got a little delirious from not eating."

I have to give it to him, though – MGK's commitment to his diet is admirable. Who else could convince themselves that drinking only water for four days is a good idea? And by "admirable," I mean "ridiculous and potentially dangerous." I'm sure the whole "my body going through it" thing was just a minor detail he overlooked while he was busy not eating. Meanwhile, I'll just be over here enjoying my nutritious salad and bread, thank you very much.

And don't even get me started on his neighbor Michael B. Jordan – poor guy must have been like, "Dude, what's going on? Why are you trying to drink your way through a wildfire?" MGK's all like, "Hey, I'm just doing some water fasting... it's a thing now." Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here like, "Uh, no, that's not how this works, buddy."