TrueCelebz Quick Take:

Ozzy Osbourne, the lovable old coot who spent decades making a spectacle of himself on stage and TV, has finally hung up his bat-biting, meat-throwing, and substance-abusing boots for good. We're not sure what's more surprising - that he made it to 76 without killing anyone (including himself), or that his family is shocked by this turn of events.

I mean, come on, Ozzy was practically begging the Grim Reaper to show up at one of his concerts with all those years of reckless behavior. It's a wonder he didn't get taken out by a dodgy pill or a misplaced firehose back in the '70s. But hey, at least he went out with a bang (or a bat bite), because we can't imagine him going quietly into that good night.