TrueCelebz Quick Take:

Kelly Ripa has finally spilled the beans (or should we say, the sheets?) about her husband Mark Consuelos' sex habits, and let me tell you, it's a doozy! Apparently, he's been getting his, ahem, "creative juices" flowing by... wait for it... watching soap operas. Yes, you heard that right – the guy who plays Hades on Riverdale is apparently turned on by daytime TV dramas. Who knew that all those angsty teenagers and steamy plot twists were secretly a turn-on? I mean, I've seen some weird stuff in my time, but this takes the cake (or should I say, the soap opera?)

I have to admit, I'm a little disappointed. I was expecting something a bit more... scandalous. Like, maybe he's been sneaking off to secret underground clubs where they only play elevator music or something. But nope, it's just soap operas. That's like saying I get my kicks from watching paint dry (which, let's be real, is a pretty boring activity). Where's the excitement in that? I mean, can't he find some more... illicit activities to indulge in? Like, I don't know, knitting or something?

But seriously, folks, it's not like we're surprised. I mean, have you seen Mark Consuelos' face? That guy could sell ice to an Eskimo (or in this case, soap operas to a serial killer). He's got that whole "I'm a charming Latin lover" thing down pat. And let's be real, who wouldn't want to get cozy with him and his... ahem... "soap opera-induced arousal"? I mean, even I'm getting a little turned on just thinking about it (but don't tell anyone, I have a reputation to uphold as a respectable adult).