TrueCelebz Quick Take:

Wow, it's no surprise that CBS cancelled Stephen Colbert's show after he went off the rails and started calling things like they are - or in this case, like a big ol' bag of cash with Trump's name on it. I mean, who needs fact-checking when you can just throw around words like "bribe" and "fat"? It's not like Colbert is trying to stir up drama or anything... oh wait, that's exactly what he's doing.

And let's be real, $16 million is a small price to pay for the chance to get your name mentioned alongside Kamala Harris. I'm sure Trump was just thrilled to have his face plastered on 60 Minutes, and not at all because he's trying to launder some illicit funds through Paramount Pictures. It's not like CBS is complicit in this whole mess or anything... oh who am I kidding, they're totally complicit, jk.

But hey, it's not all bad news! This means Colbert can finally pursue his true passion: being a professional armchair quarterback and shouting "BUT HE'S A LIAR!" at the TV for hours on end. And let's be real, that's what America really needs - more people yelling at the screen while eating Cheetos.

I'm not saying Colbert is wrong to be upset (although, let's be real, he's being a bit of a drama llama about it all), but come on, CBS - can't you see that Trump is trying to buy his way out of this one? It's like trying to bribe your way into a decent parking spot at the mall on Black Friday. Just say no and let him twist in the wind for once! (But let's be real, they won't because they're all just a bunch of spineless jellyfish who can't stand up to Trump's Twitter tantrums.)