Destroy Lonely's Shocking Stage Antics: Fan Hospitalized After Daring Leap!

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Well, it looks like Destroy Lonely has found a new talent - stage diving coach! Who needs professional training or safety measures when you've got a 15-year-old fan willing to take a leap of faith (literally)? I mean, what could possibly go wrong? The kid gets hurt, but at least he got a good story out of it... and a concussion.

I'm just imagining the conversation between Destroy Lonely and Nicolas before the jump. "Dude, are you sure you don't want to do this?" "Uh, actually, I'm pretty sure I don't." "Nah, come on, trust me, it'll be fine!" Meanwhile, Nicolas is thinking, "I didn't sign up for this. This is insane! Why did I wear these Converse today?!"

And let's give credit to the festival organizers - they're really committed to providing a "full experience" for their attendees. By "full experience," I mean "full medical treatment." I'm sure Nicolas will never forget his trip to Beach, Please!... or the fact that he almost became a human pinata on stage.

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