TrueCelebz Quick Take:

Well, it seems like Jessica Alba has finally found someone who can keep up with her level of fabulousness – and that someone is not her ex-husband Cash Warren. In fact, she's already moved on to Danny Ramirez, because why settle for one boring person when you can have multiple, right? I mean, who needs commitment when you can just... exist in a state of perpetual casual-ness?

So, it turns out that Alba and Ramirez are "keeping things casual" – which is code for "we're not even bothering with the pretense of a relationship, we'll just hang out and see where this goes (or doesn't) without actually putting in any effort." And honestly, who can blame her? After nearly two decades of being married to someone who's probably as exciting as watching paint dry, I'd want to shake things up too. Maybe she's just trying to make up for lost time... or maybe she's just really bad at choosing partners.

But hey, at least she's having fun with it! "She is having a lot of fun in this new era," the insider says – which is just code for "she's too busy playing the field to worry about actual feelings or responsibility." And don't even get me started on the fact that she has no plans to introduce Ramirez to her kids... because, let's be real, who needs a significant other when you have three tiny humans demanding attention 24/7? Priorities, people!

And finally, I just want to say that I'm so here for Alba's newfound sense of freedom. "She hasn't been in the dating game for decades," the source notes – as if being a single person is some kind of foreign concept to her. Well, congratulations are in order, Jessica! You've managed to break free from the shackles of monogamy and enter the thrilling world of "casual" relationships! May your next 10 years be filled with endless hookups, broken promises, and an existential crisis or two.