TrueCelebz Quick Take:

The drama is real, folks! Or should I say, the not-me-itis epidemic sweeping our nation has reached new heights? Michael Douglas' son Dylan is trying to clear his name after being accused of pouring drinks on unsuspecting concertgoers at a Beyoncé show. Apparently, some people have a vivid imagination (or a severe case of celebrity radar malfunction) and mistook this random dude for the 24-year-old actor.

I mean, who hasn't been in a situation where they're mistaken for someone else? Like that one time I was sure I saw myself on Instagram (it was actually just my neighbor's cat). But seriously, Dylan, if you didn't do it, then why did you feel the need to post those screenshots of the "real" perpetrator and tell us not to believe everything we see online? It's like you're trying to gaslight us into thinking we're all just a bunch of mindless drones who can't tell a celebrity lookalike from the actual celebrity.

And then there's the whole "I'm in Wales, with my Nana, getting karaoke" thing. Okay, buddy, I get it – you're trying to prove your alibi and show us that you're not actually a Beyoncé-hating, drink-pouring monster. But honestly, if I had to choose between attending a karaoke night in Mumbles, Wales, or watching Beyoncé perform live, I think I'd have to go with the latter (no offense to your Nana's singing skills).

Anyway, it seems like Dylan is taking this whole ordeal quite seriously – maybe too seriously? Like, dude, it's just a viral video; don't sweat it. Unless... unless you're actually guilty and are trying to distract us from the real issue at hand (i.e., your questionable fashion choices). In that case, carry on with your denial tactics, I suppose.